Saudi couple

A Saudi couple, Ahmed and Layla, preparing for their wedding, meet with their Mullah for counseling.

The Shaik asks if they have any last question before they leave.

Ahmed asks, 'We realize it's tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception, we'd like your permission to dance together.'

'Absolutely not,' says the Shaik. 'It's immoral. Men and women always dance separately.'

'So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?'

'No,' answered the Shaik, 'It's forbidden in Islam.'

'Well, okay,' says Ahmed, 'What about sex? Can we finally have sex?'

'Of course!' replies the Shaik, 'Allah Akbar! (GOD is great) Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!'

'What about different positions?' asks the man.

'Allah Akbar! Mafi Mushkila (no problem),' says the Shaik.

'Woman on top?' Ahmed asks.

'Sure,' says the Shaik. 'Allah Akbar. Go for it!'

'Doggy style?'

'Sure! Allah Akbar!'

'On the kitchen table?'

'Yes, yes! Allah Akbar!'

'Can I do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a
bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of honey and a porno video?'

'You may indeed.. Allah Akbar!'

'Can we do it standing up?'

'No, absolutely not!' says the Shaik.'

'Why not?' asks the man.

'Because that could lead to dancing!'